Ohhhh, drop a bomb INTO the tornado.

MV5BOTE2OTk4MTQzNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODUxOTM3OQ@@._V1_SY317_CR6,0,214,317_Because it takes my eyes at least an hour after waking up to “come in” from that place that usually only sticks around as long as your eyelids are still sticking together in the morning, and because I’d never want to put the wife through a SyFy original movie, and because it is Friday… I chose coffee with Sharknado today.

It’s a guilty pleasure — these SyFy original movies are so bad on so many levels that, in a former life (the one where alcohol was still possible without notorious side effects) it was hard to keep a drinking game — nay, its participants — alive for long. And as a graphic designer I love to harshly critique the CGI and animations on which they’ve obviously spent the entire film budget.

Not that I’ve ever made a movie myself. To be fair. Not that I didn’t once follow Sharktopus on Twitter…

Now Sharknado is finishing up and my eyes are as close to “in” as the day will likely allow… it only feels just to let the movie finish playing while I roast it a little. Out of love, of course.

Happy Friday!

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